Blargh WATCH ARN OKAY?

Posted on 29th Oct 2008 at 2:35 AM

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I thought it sounded fun. The title I mean.

anyway.

Haven't updated here in a while. So I felt I should type down some random things.

First things first; a couple of weeks ago I went to see "Arn - riket vid vägens slut". It's such a fucking brilliant movie. Probably one of the best swedish movies evah!!1!.

For you guys who is not swedes should also see the movies. There's only two movies (OMG NOT A TRILOGY???) and it's a true story based on the tempelknight Arn. You know when all these medieval dudes went to the desert to kill alot of ppl in the name of God?
Arn had a love affair with a girl before marriage, which is a big NONO back in the medieval times. so as a punishment, the girl had to live in a monastery with alot of evil nuns. And Arn had to go to the middle east to fight against evil arabs.

The cool thing with the movie is the great mix of languages. In a typical american hollywood-movie everyone would be speaking english no matter where on earth the movie took part. But in Arn, there's danish, norweigan, swedish, english and arabic (?) so it's such a wonderful mix of languages. Which I think is what makes the movies so cool.

And yeah even though there's alot of action, it's pretty much of a "talk"-movie. But yeah. Arn is the biggest production in swedish movie-history ever, you will never find a swedish movie in such a beutiful quality as in Arn.

So I simply say; WATCH THESE MOVIES OKAY?

oh btw the norweigans in the movie totally pwns, they are so hilarious. I love norway from now on.

speaking of norway!
Now to some nice fact about scandianiavia.
Sweden is a pussy-country nowadays, but about 500-600 years ago we pwned half of europe. The country we mostly had fights with was of course denmark. Norway and finland was a part of sweden (so you may imagine how big the "country" was back then).

In one war the danish lost the fight and we got a place called "SKÅNE". Skåne is the lowest part of sweden, and ppl there speak funny(sweden have multiples of accents)

So even from these days ppl joke around with ppl from Skåne, if you wanna piss a drunk skåne-bo you shall call him/her a "danskjävel" (fucking danish). Let's say that the relationship between denmark and sweden is like canada to usa. we joke around with each other.

Hmm... that had nothing to do with norway at all... O.o

ahwell.

Norweigan is a funny language. It sounds like swedish on drugs literally. Sometimes we don't even need to translate each other because we understand each others so well, there's no big difference between swedish and norweigan. Except that ppl in norway ALWAYS sound so happy when they speak.
So there's a lot of jokes about swedes and norweighans. The jokes often tells about a stupid norweighan and a smart swede.
But I've heard that in norway the parts are opposite, but that'd be kinda obvious.

Finland then?
Well. finland is a awesome country by my opinion. They have great metal-bands (NOT LORDI) and the language is like elvish on crack.
For you who don't know; it's in FINLAND they go sauna-bathing. Sure we do that in sweden too but it's not so common you'know.

I'M OFF TO WATCH TV-SHOP NOW

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